How High Can John McCain Count?

When you own a home you usually have to buy a stove, a refrigerator, a dishwasher, a coffee maker, a microwave, sets of dishes, linens, beds, dressers, televisions, dining room table and chairs, couches, lamps, etc.

And if you are lucky enough to own two homes you will have had to buy 2 stoves, 2 refrigerators, 2 dishwashers, 2 coffee makers, 2 microwave, 2 sets of dishes, 2 sets of linens, more beds, more dressers, more televisions, etc.

But sheesh! When you own 10 homes you will have had to buy 10 of everything. I can’t imagine how much it costs to buy 10 refrigerators and 10 dishwashers, let alone 10 homes!

But John McCain owns at least 10 homes. In fact, when asked how many homes he owns, McCain wryly replied, "I think — I'll have my staff get to you. It's condominiums where — I'll have them get to you."

Good Lord! How rich, elitist, and senile does one have to be to not know how many HOMES one owns? John McCain, just NOT like you and me.